Hello From the Couch! 🤒

Um... if you haven't heard from me again in a week - would you mind coming to check that it hasn't swallowed me whole?

In what was supposed to be a triumphant week of launching my new website and riding my new horse - I've instead been stuck here typing from my tummy (but mostly watching Netflix).

Anyway, enough of the sick... and on to the horse.

I need your help.

Anthony has started calling him Bavid.... Like David with a B. Because..um... he's bay(vid 🙄) and not only do I truly detest the name, also can't stop saying it.

Probably because his surname is Hasselhoof.

So when you get to the end of this email - can you just flick me a quick reply as to whether we should persist with Bavid or go with my preferred name which is Gravy (or Salty 🤷‍♀️)

Thank you kindly... 🏖️

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Moving was messy!~🙄

Since moving from Substack, I've set the paid subscribers up with fresh new logins that were sent through automatically... but I have a sneaking suspicion some didn't go through 😬

So if you paid for premium content but havent had an email from me with new login details - please let me know and i'll send them through manually.

Ok, enough of the dull stuff and onto the lols 🥁

This Week...

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Riding the Mailbox When I was a little girl I didn't get the chance to ride 'real' horses... Read article

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The Horse Show Pt 1. "I have TWO hairnets & a pair of pale, unforgiving pants" 💪 Read article

This Week's Premium Content 💰

Chapter Six: A Corner is Turned In 'Tales of a Terrible Equestrian' - The Book Read Chapter

Chapter Seven: Cue the Training Montage Rocky Balboa, eat your heart out Read Chapter

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Til' Next Week, Champignon 🍄

I hope you enjoyed the read! 😎

Don't forget to let me know your thoughts on the Bavid, David, Gravy situation 😬

I'll be back next week.

Jemima xx